Yellow Birds are Secrets Agents
This post is for to honour yellow birds. There are many yellow birds in the world, like Canaries, Great Tit and (Easter) chickens. You can see these birds anywhere, they are pretty and cheer you up with a nice song. You may think they are harmless, but you are so wrong. The colour yellow signifies that they are secret agents of the CIA. They get special education in the high mountains of Denmark. Here they learn thing to the perfection. For example, knitting, biking and diving.
They mostly concentrate on quests about runaway gnomes, which is a high threat for the society.
Usually, these birds attacks in group, but for those which is special trained during their special education, can go solo. The task for the macho birds which goes solo is to sample corn and wheat, for the doom of the world. (As we all know, this will happen soon, in 2012)
So now you'll may understand that's more to the yellow birds than eyes can see. They can be dangerous if you are a ginger, but they are very important for the survival of the earth.